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I breathe.
I eat.

I...AM IRON MAN. Oh, wait that's not me.

*sigh*
You're not being very cute, Ririka.

That's because...I'm not.

Why can't you be good and be cooperative?
*sigh*

I can, but not for you.

Unless I fake it.

If you fake it, I'll see right through you.

Maybe, but I can do it really well. Really well.
Because there's really no other way it's going to work.

Except... ...

Uh-huh. You keep telling yourself that, babe.

She does have a weak spot, you know...you just never got to it. And it's not anywhere dirty, you pervert.
Not initally anyway huuurrrrhurrrhurrr

((Hey...what? e___e))

I can threaten to permanently stain all her clothes.

My mind totally went to the sex place just then.

((Because it totally isn't there all the time.))

Yeah, I know.
But yeah, she definitely wouldn't like that. She's even got clothes from when she was younger and stuff. There's a lot!

The easiest way to either
smear some road kill all over her house
or
grab a bottle of ketchup and squeeze

That's what Jian's planning on doing. He likes the road kill idea.

ASDF don't listen to Yuiko. She doesn't know anything. Anything.

Pshhtt, he won't make it past the walls surrounding my house. Or find my house amongst the other houses.
I HAVE GENJUTSU AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

I'll just stalk you.

Then make a physical malformation you won't be able to hide.

AND I CAN BREAK ANY ------ WALL D<

And what makes you think you could actually put this "physical malformation" on me, hm?

You honestly think you could evade me forever, Miss Morinaka?

You can't keep a genjutsu on forever.

Obviously not, so either of us would have to die for this...thing to end.

I can't afford to die. I still haven't told people I love them yet ahhhhhh

NO THAT IS NOT THE REASON
I got brain hacked again!! D:<

Oh, baby, but you must die.

For me >]

And I would do that because...?

Because you'd leave a pretty corpse :]

Haha..no. I read your profile, you know. e____e

Hey, I like when my partner is quiet, not dangerous, and still warm.

Don't even try...my body's like ice...or I'll make it that way...yeah...

e__e

Actually, I'd kill myself first if you really put me in a bind. Figuratively speaking, of course...
But that's not the way I'm going to die, so...no. Just no.

I'm hot enough to melt any ice. Even liquid nitrogen won't stop me >D

Then...I'm like diamonds.

Diamonds, I tell you.

What are you?

A Twilight vampire?