IC OoC!? Or OoC IC?!

Rank : Jounin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 402

First topic message reminder :

I breathe.
I eat.

I...AM IRON MAN. Oh, wait that's not me.

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 357

How would you know what Twilight is, anyway?

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

No. Obviously not.

Do you know?

Rank : Nukenin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 212

I read Twilight for the lulz.

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

I don't read escapist fiction. It's trash. And I know I wouldn't like the characters, skimming over some reviews.

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 357

Some of the girls from the Academy read Twilight. It sounded stupid to me. Vampires are supposed to die if they go out in the sun, for one - didn't the author do any research at all? Besides, I'm not into romance stuff. I'd rather read something with more action!

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

Oh. Is that how it is? I think I should teach the language class...though they don't like me working with children very much, even with the so-called Kirigakure strictness. Ah ha ha.

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 357

Kumo's Academy is strict as well, but when Twilight it recommended reading in the Kunoichi class... well, let's just say that some of the students lost themselves in the personas they were supposed to take.

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

Hmmm. *disapproving face* Why would it even be recommended?

I taught the kunoichi class once.
Some of them cried.

Rank : Nukenin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 212

I taught a kunoichi class once. I was caught making out with the real teacher Razz

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

How the hell did you end up teaching a kunoichi class?

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 357

Isn't it illegal for people like you to teach? And it was recommended reading to see what young girls idolise, in order to make a more convincing disguise.

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

He said that he wasn't "bound by laws", since he's a nukenin. Ugh.

Also, I hate people. Why do they even idolize these things in the first place? Thank you, society. >___>

Rank : Nukenin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 212

:9 Woo society. I love it.

(Loop)holes in all the right places.

Rank : Jounin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 402

o ^ o

And the worst part was, Jian got away with it :O

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

HMMM that sounds dirty.

((only if you think of it that way...))

Pshhh, honestly...

I'd get away with making out the the teacher...because it would be part of the class.
Not that I like it or anything.

Rank : Nukenin Join date : 2010-05-07 Posts : 212

I can't help it that I turn women on with my power. Everyone is attracted to power. *pompous*

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

...Yeah, I hate everyone.

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-09 Posts : 37

Why? Q_Q

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

Because they're selfish. They're cruel. They lie. They are destroying everything good about the world...

((Not like you have the right to say that, but I didn't know you were such a romantic! 8D))

... >_______>

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-09 Posts : 37

I'm not selfish, or cruel... I don't even lie!

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

Liar liar liar liar...*cue creepy music*

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-09 Posts : 37

Why would I lie? It only causes trouble... ohhh I do hate trouble.. Q___Q *nose starts to bleed*

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

Because Morinaka-san likes to say "everybody lies", you know, like on that TV show...House! 8D

...Okay, Hazuki took over my mind just then.

((NOT GONNA BOTHER EDITING. 8DD))

Rank : Genin Join date : 2010-05-09 Posts : 37

But not everyone lies! Well, a lot of people do.. b-but I don't! I would get in trouble. D8;;;; *wipes nose with sleeve*

Rank : Oinin Join date : 2010-05-08 Posts : 778

Don't be ridiculous, child. Everybody lies.